Boy, I'd love to be fluent in whale

buuuuut in the meantime, it's fun to watch dory from finding nemo try to speak it:

By the way, there are only 11 HOURS LEFT TO VOTE IN THE POLL, and we are only 6 views away from 200 views (I'm not counting my views :) )

enjoy, 

anyone hear wedding bells?

A necessity for any wedding (although quite pricy :/ ), this whale wedding cake topper is absolutely adorable!!! What's more romantic and whaletastic than two whales in loooove????

enjoy, 

unicorns of the sea

okay so I know everyone is super excited to be done with school, but I have to use a little bit of math here to prove a verrrry interesting point: UNICORNS ARE REAL! I know, I know, this is a whale blog, but it relates to whales because I use narwhals in my mathematical proof. I had always been mystified by the majestic and unique narwhal, but have recently realized it can be used to prove the existence of unicorns. observe:

unicorn+whale=narwhal

               -whale       -whale

unicorn=narwhal-whale

AND: narwhal-whale=real (both are real species)

therefore, but the transitive property of equality:

******unicorn=real******

don't worry all you math haters, tomorrow I will return to pretty whale pictures and random videos

goodnight, 

nothing like waking up to some calming whale noises!!

Okay so this is actually a MEGA post! It is both a video and a personal story (whoa, no way!)
So one time in English class we had a substitute teacher and my friends and I started looking up whale noises. I downloaded a set and started playing them right as the sub comes over to check on how far we have come on our essays. Of course I pull up my google doc and begin telling him what I've done so far RIGHT AS THE WHALE NOISES BEGIN PLAYING (quite loudly) IN THE BACKGROUND! Talk about an awkward moment! Anyway, I wanted to honor that moment with a video of some whale noises! How cute, right?

Enjoy, 

Whale Hailer

P.S. Only 3 DAYS LEFT to have your voice heard by voting in our pole (on the upper right of this blog)

Why do pigs get to have all the fun?

Piggy bank? pshd! how about a Whale bank?!?!
Yes, that's right, I suppose others are beginning to realize just how awesome the whale is as well as how necessary it is to include whales in our daily life. Check out the "whale piggy bank" (<-- click for link)

toodles,

Whale hailer!

P.S. has anyone noticed the presence of the blackfish on this blog?? (look to your right). It seems it has taken over yet another random blog!!

CHEESECAKE!!

As promised in pervious posts, the poll results showed a desire for more CHEESECAKE posts on this blog:

now that is some pretty fancy cheesecake!!!
happy summer,
Whale Hailer

I'm totally getting this!!

I NEED this shirt! How whaletastic, right??

love, 

cuteeee

Man I really wish I was that guy! 

enjoy, 

Sorry I haven't posted much lately

I've been going away a lot recently, but here is a quick pic:

the caption is kind of weird, but I have always called cows "land orcas" 

tata for now,

Whale Whale Whale

ok so the top three things voted for were whale jokes whale, whale comics, annnnd whale stories. So I figured I shall tell a tale:
A few weeks ago I was in a department store and heard this song with "whale whale whale" in the chorus. I became very excited about this whale song but when I looked it up I coundn't find the song. Finally, I realized the singer was actually singing "well well well" in a lispy weird accent. So here's the disappointing song:

oh and also, in order to get to that whale commercial from a few posts ago you had to click on the word commercial.  you can also click on these red words "whale commercial" to see it.

toodles,

a phenomenon I was unaware of

So aparently there has been a lot of people talking and drawing this space whale. We better make sure we keep it happy so it doesn't decide to swallow our earth!

Since almost everyone viewing my blog is at our school (except for the few random people from germany), good luck to everyone on their finals!!! 

Space whales?!?!

yep, that's right. Like every normal human being, one of the major things that keeps me tossing and turning at night is the prospect of a giant space whale swallowing the earth...

Enjoy,

awwww....

there's no better way to cheer up while sick then to reach for a good ol' whale tissue box!!

I'm definitely going to have to try making this! 

Oh, and shoutout to Saab3993, welcome back my friend! 

Also, keep an eye out for our new banner which I will include as soon as I figure out how! 

toodles,

My favorite elementary school commercial

Okay, I know, I know that everyone voted so far for whale jokes and comics, but I thought of this commercial, managed to find it, and HAD to post it. This was by far my fav elementary school commercial (it was so near and dear to my heart that I still remember it today) I know it's not very funny, but hey, it's a whale commercial, I don't think you can name any other ones off the top of your head?
no, but seriously, if you can then you are my new best friend. hands down.
Anyway, hope you have a whalerific day! Oh, and shout out to our newest follower: 2nd period free people. Although it seems we lost a follower (saab3993 come back to me, I beg of thee!) :(
Maybe a new signature will convince you:
toodles,

Back by popular demand . . . a whale joke!

Okay, so since the pole thus far has called for more whale jokes and whale comics (as well as "CHEESECAKE," which I promise i will add later, but I'm trying to limit myself to only one post per day). So anyway, back to the whale joke. I don't have twitter, but apparently they have an icon called the fail whale that looks like this:

And after scouring the vast expanses of the internet I came across this spinoff:

So there's your daily whale joke, check back tomorrow my beloved reader!

~Whale Hailer 

P.S. remember to vote in our pole on the right side

A Whale Comic to Brighten Your Day...

What a smart child. I better try this on my next math quiz....

My Beautiful Boots

Check out these awesome whale rain boots I recently acquired from target! Unfortunately it has been a few weeks since I got them but I haven't been able to wear them because it has been completely sunny here! My awesome luck causes me to lawlhale all the time!

Enjoy.
Whale Hailer