7/18/11: Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?
wet sock!!!! if water us home the most magestic creatures on the planet than it most be capable of anything!!! (including making an airplane while on a sock
7/16/11: You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?
hmmm....a bunch of olive pits forever stuck together?? nah, how about a sculpture of a whale :)
7/15/11: If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?
wow this one is really hard to relate to whale... well, you see, clay is found near um... bodies of water containing whales. They emit a magic field which gives clay it's awesome artistic uses instead of just forming mud.
7/13/11: You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?
white. the color of the magestic marshmallow of the sea (beluga whales!)
7/12/11: When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?
wow, usually I have to make these questions pertain to whales/the ocean, but I don't for this one! Just like whales, I am a mammal that is totally comfortable underwater and never is afraid of drowning. did you know some whale can stay underwater for over an hour between breaths?
7/11/11:
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
umm I go barefoot! duh! I mean anyone with a basic sense of fashion knows you must go barefoot to a ball if you are going to work an orange wooly jumper, and besides, whales go barefoot (or baretailed) when they have grand balls in the sea
7/10/11 Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?
Well if I wanted to be logical and annoying I would say plasticware, but because I do hail whales so much, I would just eat without any silverware. I mean whales do it all the time right? And everything whales do is okay. In fact, I should just start eating krill for every meal of the day :P
7/8/11: Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.ahh the sweet sound of a moist waffle falling onto a sizzling hot griddle! why would a waffle be wet you might ask. Well of course the optimal location to enjoy a pancake would be underwater swimming with whales. Anyway, I would describe this beauteous sounds as equivalent to that of a whale jumping out and back into the water!
7/7/11:Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?
Yeah, I suppose, but not to whales because they have such thick blubbery skin and are smart enough to never work with dangerous substances such as paper mache
7/6/11: You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?
7/7/11:Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?
Yeah, I suppose, but not to whales because they have such thick blubbery skin and are smart enough to never work with dangerous substances such as paper mache
7/6/11: You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?
Well you see, I don't drink coffee. My passion for the awesome creature that is the whale powers me through the day without the need of caffeine. gosh, could you imagine how intense my whale obsession would be if I had some caffeine in me??
7/5/11: For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
7/5/11: For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dearest Aunt, I found your gift quite pleasing because when you turn it on its side it looks like it is whale shaped and syrup is my 4th favorite pancake topping.
sincerely,
whale hailer!
